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Out drinking on my birthday, I bumped into Cornelius from Swansea Love Story. He'd just been kicked out of his hostel for arguing with his girlfriend, Amy (who I saw falling out of a pub a few days later) and was tapping near one of the nightclubs. I sat next to him and we had a chat for about twenty minutes until a police van arrived. He told me the filmmakers had paid him a grand, and that he was bitter about his infamy in town for being "that junkie", whilst they profited from the film. (I noticed Andy Capper recently boasting on the vice website about having landed a deal with CNN.)
He went on to talk about a local businessman called Giuseppe who occasionally gives him some part-time work, and some other rather grim stories about not using condoms with Amy, and running from a man holding a dildo.
I asked him if he planned to go back to college one day, and he gave me a rehearsed answer; but I could see in his eyes there was no way back.


WIPERS - NO FAIR (1981)

Well fed in welfare way like the way you imagined
In the roman and nero kodak films ..........

Don't steal bikes bro

When I walked back to my bike today the indicator was smashed and oil was dripping from it. Someone told me they found it lying on its side, about ten minutes before I arrived. I'm not sure if Mr Thief just tipped it over for petrol because the tank was empty. I text my friend and he sent me this

Bike Thief vs Street Justice from triple on Vimeo.

I actually feel a bit bad for the thief in this video. Hell, if I'd insured the bike properly; the one who tried to pinch mine could have had it. It would save me the hassle of having to sell it once my other one is back from repairs. Actually, no...

Also the guy in the striped shirt is a faggot who can't throw a punch