literacy levels at an all time low

open mic night

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Deep south loner getting drunk on America's latest epidemic: Four Loco

indiana

donk d donk donk donk

steroids + e's

new band

lazy

200k a week

Best comment:

22Phantasm

1 month ago

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Bristol 2004

coco

streetwise

mike tyson: poet

2010:end

Blackie Dammett

What a mess

dead boy

swansea jacks 2

http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/news/Burglar-caught-female-locker-room-hospital/article-2757000-detail/article.html

Steven Penny

Bad Panda

RNDM Video

What accent is that? The best bit is the comment:

xsher11

3 months ago

can you please take this disgusting video off of youtube already..

-from dan's GIRLFRIEND that you obviously didn't give a shit about when you put it on here.. its so embarrassing and disrespectful to me. thanks!

crystal fighters

posh blokes on drugs = good song

ZONDERLAND

This came on TV earlier



I don't watch athletics but this was incredible. As he was being applauded by members of the Dutch royal family and hundreds of screaming girls, the commentator then said he's studying to be a Surgeon. Fuck My Life Please

sunday: guilt guaranteed

Sonic Youth - Sunday

comment - "you're sick. stay that way."

Major Lazer "Keep it Going Louder" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

swansea jacks

the warriors were real

CUSTOM

This is a random music post. I remember when I was in my mid-teens and used to buy Kerrang!magazine, they were always banging on about this guy juxtaposed with reviews and interviews with fuck- ugly, Norweigan, satanist, black metal bands. Back in those days when you still had to pay for music and the record companies sort of dicatated what was worth listening to, I had no idea what alot of the music promoted sounded like. Anyway, Duane aka Custom disapeared of the face of the earth after a short lived career, but its interesting to read quite a few comments on message boards like this:

Bullettwithwings

6 months ago 2 -these guys got me through high school, they are so underated.

RNDM Video

Heres a random video of a pair of rich mid-western girls behaving all rebellious and such.

dont laugh

summer days are drifting away, my love

Esquire woman we love - Daisy Lowe from esquireuk on Vimeo.

this distance

clothes-rock. fashion-core

Shelfstackers

I don't know what it is about this programme i caught on tv by chance last week. It looks like it was made on a budget of 50p, the screenplay written on the bus on the way to the set, and some of the acting is pure shite, yet...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00v2rg4


plus. The blonde actress in from Swansea

RNDM find

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100507184705AA1W1qd

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The IQ of a plant > This girl

strange dayz

http://www.myspace.com/joeeychainsaw

new films from gallo

http://www.vincentgallofilms.com/films.html

RNDM video

psychedelic

5-years-forward

5 years ago

Random Find

Really funny. I imagine that if some poor bastard did go along with it, his night would end up like the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction.

Wa Yu Wan? Yu Bi Nao!

Wanted:

a double room

Total budget:

£70 pw

Available:

Now

Min term:

3 months

---

I like to rent a room near my work place in swansea area, I like my flat mate non smoking and I perfer the person share flat with me is a famale. which that easy for comnicate to each other. I am looking for a nice, tidy and clean room.

lesson learned

http://www.myspace.com/snowintexas

sounds of sebring

http://www.myspace.com/sneakyflute

random find

http://www.myspace.com/clintonvalleycenter

spot the difference

Is it just me or is Wayne Rooney a dead ringer for Jesse James?

Bordeaux Claveau

I had a miserable time during my placement year in France, but I found the sleepy suburb of Bacalan on the outskirts of Bordaux like a cold towel on a burnt hand.

I'd like to go back there to take some more photos. Maybe if I get enough scratch together from my living nightmare and just fly out, hire a motorcycle, and stay there for a bit.

The tram stops went: Bassins a flot -( New York - Brandebourg - Claveau )
It felt like escape past Bassains a flot. Escaping from the landlord, Vacuous Americans, and all the other shit. The other stops weren't even on the tramway map

There was a gypsy camp nearby so occasionally there would be a minor disturbance like a little pikey wheeling his shitty motorcycle in the middle of the road, for 10 seconds, without any protective gear on.

We passed a group of unemployed Arabs playing pétanque under the motorway bridge. The motorway which cut right through the suburb.

There was a huge isolated lake nearby which the motorway continued over, which we never explored.

Boats covered in tarpaulin lay idle in drive-ways covered by leaves.
The swimming pool was never open

One time we ate at one of the 3 restaurants that Bacalan had to offer. The other two we visited briefly to get a drink, and each was peculiar in its own way.
This one had a series of huge electric Pylons for a garden. The owner was quietly pissed at midday and seemed intrigued by our presence there. He even dared to ask us a few whispered questions, and undercharged me for the meal (I like to think intentionally, rather than through his state of inebriation)
The food was tasteless but it didn't matter as it was the first thing I'd paid for which wasn't grossly inflated in price.
There were 2 locals watching a episode of Inspector Poirot, which ironically was the British series dubbed into French. One of them was happily smoking inside, and after experiencing the bullshit of French bureaucracy for several months; was life affirming to watch.

On the 3 occasions we visited this place, and rode the bus to our destination ("Le Caf" - A shiny Government Building situated on a sleepy country road amongst other anonymous shiny buildings), I used to look and wonder at the bus drivers and what there lives were like, and what went through their minds as they perpetually drove around this suburban cull-de-sac.

On my second trip there I went alone. And on the way back from the shiny building of bureaucracy, through the suburb to the tramstop; I listened to Silver Rocket by Sonic Youth on repeat.

I imagined if I were a famous junky musician or actor, I'd buy one of the wooden houses there and convalesce between tours.

Act Da Fool

http://www.proenzaschouler.com/shop/

on a clear day

The was on T.V the other night. Me thunk it t'were amazing liek my spelling. The opening montage was epic. Peter Mullen is the British John Wayne. He should have a fight scene in every film he's in (and win).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410400/

The James Gang

Here's a cool blog with photos of the James Gang, their relatives and other outlaws

http://jessejamesalbum.blogspot.com/

Andrew Lee Fenn

Now in jail for stabbing a random bloke who asked him for directions.

Junkies On The Road

The music scene in this town is so shit. Hipster U.S import punk is the flavour of the year here. One promoter, Listens only to 3 chords, Everyone Follows.

I dread to think what would happen if a band with a fresh idea started up. Possibly a lynchin'

Or in reality: Arms crossed, Pretend the band isn't even playing, Afterwards critique with the words - "That was weird" and pretend it never happened

The Kubrick Dynasty

Interesting article and interview with Christiane Kubrick.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/aug/18/stanley-kubrick-christiane

Fuck Scientology

Brutal Gallo Interview

I'd like to see Francis Ford Coppola's face if he heard the bile at the end.
http://hikaritakano.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=232&Itemid=129

RNDM Vid #4

Is J Mascis is permanently baked? So funny

Although this has loads of views, I'm uploading it just for the pause at 1:20

still the best thing to have happened on jools holland

Random Video #3

I like it when people talk a lot but actually say very little e.g Rappers, Footballers, Americans and this guy (37 Views)

Random Video #2

Here is a random video I found of hottie Orphelia Lovibond reading a scene. It only had 12 views when I saw it which is why I reckon its justified as being RMDM

The Lucky One from Ophelia Lovibond on Vimeo.

random video #1

I'm starting a series of the most random videos I can find. This one is about big, goofy bloke who calls himself DJ Cloud, who works at a grimey strip club in Atlanta called the Blue Flame Lounge.

WASTED AT WAFFLE HOUSE BRUH WAYNE DJCLOUD

MITCH THE BARBER DJCLOUD FI HAIRCUTS

.

Belladonna anodyne, fill my blood and fill my thoughts with lust
Roses sunk in cyanide, thrown aside and blown back by the wind

Anno Birkin, 1999

24

Out drinking on my birthday, I bumped into Cornelius from Swansea Love Story. He'd just been kicked out of his hostel for arguing with his girlfriend, Amy (who I saw falling out of a pub a few days later) and was tapping near one of the nightclubs. I sat next to him and we had a chat for about twenty minutes until a police van arrived. He told me the filmmakers had paid him a grand, and that he was bitter about his infamy in town for being "that junkie", whilst they profited from the film. (I noticed Andy Capper recently boasting on the vice website about having landed a deal with CNN.)
He went on to talk about a local businessman called Giuseppe who occasionally gives him some part-time work, and some other rather grim stories about not using condoms with Amy, and running from a man holding a dildo.
I asked him if he planned to go back to college one day, and he gave me a rehearsed answer; but I could see in his eyes there was no way back.


WIPERS - NO FAIR (1981)

Well fed in welfare way like the way you imagined
In the roman and nero kodak films ..........

Don't steal bikes bro

When I walked back to my bike today the indicator was smashed and oil was dripping from it. Someone told me they found it lying on its side, about ten minutes before I arrived. I'm not sure if Mr Thief just tipped it over for petrol because the tank was empty. I text my friend and he sent me this

Bike Thief vs Street Justice from triple on Vimeo.

I actually feel a bit bad for the thief in this video. Hell, if I'd insured the bike properly; the one who tried to pinch mine could have had it. It would save me the hassle of having to sell it once my other one is back from repairs. Actually, no...

Also the guy in the striped shirt is a faggot who can't throw a punch

Crackhead Charisma

Adolescent Soundtrack

Kill Cupid With a Nail File - The Icarus Line
I finally found this online after loosing the e.p years ago

Radio Cambodia

I guess I'm not impressed.
With which dialect marches best,
And who reaches heaven in what order?
When our kids are baptized in mortar/We found that ultimately you can make it snow in the summer

It's a shame that our messiahs move their pawns from different mountains
And we're left to dance these bodies 'round the fountain.
If a leader preaches worship to the sheep within the valley,
Who'll be riding in a tank that says "just married"?

Contrary to what you believe
We oscillate at varied speeds
The food in jail is sulphury.
How do Inuits spell relief?

Summer's trudging closer and a flurry of white as well.
It's the heart of nuclear winter and I'm scared as hell.

Holy Moments

During a film theory lecture on Bazin we were shown the excerpt Caveh Zahedi's take on the "holy moment," from Waking Life.

I watched a few minutes of what I could find of him on youtube and felt slightly enlightened for the first time in a while. I think I just apreciate that he talks plainly enough for the words to permeate my think skull...also that the clips are short. I'm so lazy

Rue de la Croix-Blanche

Our Maverick Renegade

Capsized into the sea of endless selfish distress.

Mike Patton

Mike Patton is a crazy fuck. People say genius but I think that word gets used used a lot anyway



I've sewn my seeds with a metric grosse
No footsteps go beyond it

I'll eat the death
Where the rooster crows
Flesh rodeo, yee-har, it's

Just to push in your teardrops
Make you a cyclops
Breakin' the branches off your family tree

Keep you up like a fluffer girl
Ain't that enough of the
Look in the sewer for my pedigree

On the only piano
Wrote the fuckin' concerto
Shoot pool with your eyeballs
Rack 'em up

Make a meal of your asshole
Gnaw on your fat soul
Dipping your heart in my vinegar





When a someone throws their shoe on stage its only customary to eat the shoelace, regurgitate it, then throw it back in to the crowd

swansea love story

Mike Leigh's son came to town? Did he make a documentary about the Discovery Student Centre and all the fundraising and volunteering they do there, what with assisting disabled students and...sorry whats that, Junkies? Oh yes, How naive of me. Joking aside, Ive been looking forward to this for a while, although Its taking a hell of a long time to come out. In the meantime this clip was released over Christmas:






Veering off topic,

http://www.myspace.com/leavethetapesrunning


Pneu @ Class A Audio March 2009

RIP KJD

listen: http://www.kicksjoydarkness.co.uk/annosite/anno%20tracks/2003-02-21-CD501-02-American_Television.mp3
http://www.myspace.com/kicksjdarkness

Around the same time as reading the aforementioned guardian article, I read another from the telegraph entitled: The boy who never grew old http://www.anno.co.uk/telegraph.shtml
A tale about a the life of a young poet and musician who tragically died (along with the rest of his band) in a car crash on a motorway outside Milan.

When I got round to hearing Kicks Joy Darkness, the music blew me away. Key changes, varied time signatures, polyrhythmic guitars, intelligent lyrics. They made the other bands I listened to seem moronic and vacuous in comparison, even to this day nothing comes close.
The boys died in the early stages of recording their debut album: Method One, and only a few songs and live recordings survived.

Zie Punk Volk

There's blood giving heat.
Blood on the blue light beats like his heart.
That now is heard no more.
There's a smell like pieces of glass -
Still in the sharp air.

Shards of me move together in a shape like a shadow or ghost.

We're mostly dead anyway

The album that never was

and the last photo of the band alive