Don't steal bikes bro

When I walked back to my bike today the indicator was smashed and oil was dripping from it. Someone told me they found it lying on its side, about ten minutes before I arrived. I'm not sure if Mr Thief just tipped it over for petrol because the tank was empty. I text my friend and he sent me this

Bike Thief vs Street Justice from triple on Vimeo.

I actually feel a bit bad for the thief in this video. Hell, if I'd insured the bike properly; the one who tried to pinch mine could have had it. It would save me the hassle of having to sell it once my other one is back from repairs. Actually, no...

Also the guy in the striped shirt is a faggot who can't throw a punch